Chris vs. The People

Chris Klemens
Chris vs. The People

Chris vs. The People is a weekly podcast where comedian, Chris Klemens, turns to you. Imagine your brutally honest best friend as a call-in operator—ready to talk about anything. From couples counseling and deep chats to airing out dirty laundry, you never know if Chris is with you or against the people. (Video episodes are available on YouTube)

  1. 2 DAYS AGO

    Catfished by a 40 Year Old Man in Florida

    In this episode of Chris vs. the People, Chris recounts the DIY disaster that left him with a third-degree burn and a newfound fear of boiling water. Then, buckle up as the calls roll in with stories that are as chaotic as they are jaw-dropping: a 19-year-old flies to meet a 40-year-old Twitter scammer faking cancer, a daughter uncovers her dad’s 14-year affair with her mom’s former friend (yes, the one who showed up drunk to a funeral), a toxic friend group cancels someone over cardboard boxes, and a stepmom spins a scandalous lie to cover up her affair-turned-marriage. Lastly, we hear from a caller whose ex boyfriend scammed her and her family out of thousands of dollars. It’s trauma bonding with a side of comedy, and trust when we say…you’re going to want to hear every messy detail. WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/134188194?pr=true BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens  FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY:  • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris) • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

    1h 6m

  2. 8 JUL

    I Found a Body in the Water at Work

    In this grab-bag of chaos, Chris kicks things off with a caller who got a table shoved into her crotch over Alfredo sauce. Then, a woman finds out her dead dog was never cremated — surprise! They’ve been cuddling a box of mystery ashes. Up next: a spa employee who had a customer die mid-bubble bath, and yes, she had to clean up everything that came out. And finally, we meet a nanny being terrorized by a four-year-old who threatened to…well, you can listen to find out. No notes, just trauma. It's death, dairy, deception, and daycare — and somehow it's still hilarious. Catch the aftershow on Patreon where things only get worse. WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/133666275?pr=true BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens  FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY:  • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris) • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

    53 min

  3. 1 JUL

    I Hooked Up with My High School Teacher

    In this episode of Chris vs. The People, Chris taps into his nosiest instincts as listeners call in to air out their wildest dirty laundry. A woman shares how her mom iced a woman (literally) with a full cup of coffee on Christmas Eve. Another caller opens up about cutting her deadbeat dad off after years of Facebook drama and emotional chaos. And just when you think men couldn’t get any worse, one woman reveals how she caught her baby daddy cheating—while she was 8 months pregnant. Oh, and it ends with a caller spilling about her post-graduation situationship with her high school English teacher. Yeah, it’s that kind of episode. Subscribe get your detergent ready—because this is one load of dirty laundry you don’t want to miss. WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/132992815?pr=true BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens  FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY:  • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris) • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

    1h 6m

  4. 24 JUN

    She Slept with Her Dad...On Purpose

    This might be the most unhinged episode of Chris vs. the People yet—and that’s saying something. Chris takes a call from Marvin, who’s gone no-contact with her narcissist mom after discovering her stepdad put her $40,000 in debt. Then, a caller shares a story so jaw-dropping it’ll leave your soul begging for bleach: a girl willingly slept with her biological father. Yeah. It somehow gets worse. Then, to cleanse the trauma, Chris hears from someone who accidentally gave head on Zoom during college, followed by a freshman-year bong rip gone so wrong it might’ve been laced with LSD. Just a totally normal episode… WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/132155286?pr=true BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens  FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY:  • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris) • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

    49 min

  5. 17 JUN

    My Situationship Proposed From His Girlfriend’s Couch

    This week on Chris vs. The People, things get juicy. Chris talks with a couple navigating ten years of love — and nonstop sabotage from a fat-shaming, manipulative mother-in-law. Then, a debate over peeing in the shower nearly tears a relationship apart (yes, really). And finally, a romantic comedy-worthy tale that starts with giving a number to a hot waiter, escalates with running over a deer, and ends with a long-term partner named... Spencer. Grab a drink — it’s messy in all the best ways. SEE ME LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens  WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/131673483?pr=true BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens  FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY:  • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris) • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

    1h 4m

  6. 10 JUN

    My Ex’s Family Stalked Me on Our First Date

    This week on Chris vs. the People, Chris dives headfirst into the most unhinged corner of the internet—real-life wild stories from callers that sound way too chaotic to be true (but unfortunately are). First, a woman discovers her boyfriend's insane criminal past thanks to her 15-year-old sister’s FBI-level sleuthing. Then, a girl accidentally gets her brother jumped by three guys and… never tells him it was her fault. And finally, a caller shares the story of her ex-boyfriend’s grandmother faking her own death—yes, seriously—all just to see how the family would react. Buckle up. It’s a short episode, but the trauma is long. And don’t forget to leave your own crazy story in the comments—you just might be featured in a future episode. SEE ME LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens  WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/131152813?pr=true BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens  FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY:  • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris) • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

    43 min

  7. 27 MAY

    My Boss Hid a Camera in the Bathroom

    In this chaotic, unfiltered episode of Chris vs. The People, Chris dives into some of the most jaw-dropping listener stories yet. First up: a seemingly normal job interview at a female-only gym takes a dark turn when the owner’s behavior gets real shady—and eventually lands him in jail. Then, Chris talks to a caller working at a hospital where workplace drama escalates into a a steamy hookup in the creepy basement tunnels. And just when things couldn’t get wilder, someone was supposed to spill about sleeping with a homeless man and getting hospitalized with throat clap... until law school dreams got in the way. The episode ends with Chris discussing if the listener is the a**hole regarding an engagement. It’s messy. It’s unhinged. It’s deeply relatable. SEE ME LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens  WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/my-boss-hid-in-129946322 BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens  FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY:  • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris) • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

    58 min

  8. 20 MAY

    My Boyfriend Faked His Own Death

    This episode is packed with wild twists, jaw-dropping drama, and a whole lot of chaos. Chris dives into stories from listeners that include a messy summer camp relationship explosion, quitting a nightmare job at a trampoline park, a New Year’s party that went down without the host, and the ultimate betrayal — a boyfriend who pretended to die for two years... and then texted "hey." Yep. You read that right. Buckle up — it's one heck of a ride. SEE ME LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens  WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/my-boyfriend-his-129399145 BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens  FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY:  • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris) • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

    1h 8m
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Chris vs. The People is a weekly podcast where comedian, Chris Klemens, turns to you. Imagine your brutally honest best friend as a call-in operator—ready to talk about anything. From couples counseling and deep chats to airing out dirty laundry, you never know if Chris is with you or against the people. (Video episodes are available on YouTube)

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  • Creator
    Chris Klemens
  • Years Active
    2K
  • Episodes
    14
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Chris Klemens
  • Show Website
    Chris vs. The People

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